madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

(via healthybohemian)


Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.

pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

(via intoxi-gay-ted)



clockworkjester:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

I miss the days when you could literally say whatever the fuck you wanted on this site without being invaded by a swarm of greyfaced idiots.

Those were good times.

(via intoxi-gay-ted)


moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

(via dumbbellsandfastcars)


captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(via intoxi-gay-ted)


romulusthread:

i stare at boys so much how do they not notice

(via intoxi-gay-ted)


forgottenships:

tattoo by mitch allenden

forgottenships:

tattoo by mitch allenden

(via 1337tattoos)


iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

(via enderwigginthefuckout)